His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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