Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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