then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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