Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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