We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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