but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
