So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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