Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Randomize
