Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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