but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
