I'm so fucking centered right now
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's shark week go big or go home
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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