I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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