I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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