Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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