im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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