Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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