Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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