HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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