Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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