I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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