good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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