the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I got inside last night via doggy door
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm always down for nudity.
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