I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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