I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
