my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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