My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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