He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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