In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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