Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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