she looked like the before picture.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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