you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
