I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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