do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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