If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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