Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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