I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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