I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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