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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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