I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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