I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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