If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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