She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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