Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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