Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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