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(516): View more from New York

check it out our google latitudes are spooning

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(817): View more from Texas

is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

(803): View more from South Carolina

dude its may

(843): View more from South Carolina

Work with me here, man.

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(817): View more from Texas

Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".

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(914): View more from New York

Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...

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(702): View more from Nevada

Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on

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(224): View more from Illinois

My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!

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