She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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