Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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