It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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