I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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