This is not my ceiling
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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