my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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