At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He felt like a one man threesome
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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